Insect Skateboards produce the highest quality decks and longboards known to man. Each and every deck is hand crafted so the attention to detail is never compromised.

Budget and middle of the road Longboard Companies and Distributors advertise heavily to promote and distribute there cheap mass produced products in a cut throat market created by them selves and then they have the nerve to “Bitch”. Buy cheap, buy twice, why not save a lot of money in the long run and start off with a good deck? If you do you will never look back.

Let’s look at the sums:

Cheapo online complete £69.99 SRP, the online shop makes say £20, the post office £4.50, the distributor £12, the import freight company say £6, Gordon Brown and his out of touch fools say £5, oh we forgot the Chinese or Far Eastern Factory but let’s do a sub total first: £20 + £4.50 + £12 + £4 + £5 = £45

Then someone has to pay for it to be sent from the UK distributor to some ones bedroom, oh sorry “Leading online long board specialist”

Well although all the above figures maybe hypothetical the end result is some poor dude ends up with absolute rubbish that self proclaimed “specialists” and “leading online stores” refer to as, well you read the quote:

"From the beginning everything we have created has revolved around the rider. When we first started producing boards we combined the basics to the requirements of today. Pure, unpretentious products where the subtle emerges victorious over the spectacular".

All this for £69.99!! Why are these clever people making toys? What a waste of talent, they should be in Government sorting out the UK debt issues. Not to mention none of them can ride any kind of skateboards, have zero technical understanding in the art of Longboarding, just great at copying from other reputable brands with subtle changes to avoid copyright and patent laws with no moral or ethical standards what so ever. And then try and take companies like us to Court for being honest, well if that makes you happy that's fine with us!!